lucifcr:

have you heard of metatronism, it’s a new totally non-prophet organization

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I had a dream about my crush. It was a great dream. A couple of Indian boys were hitting on me and buying me drinks, and then my crush (named M) got jealous and started to, urm, well you know, flirt shamelessly with me, like he always does. But usually he would verbally flirt by saying stuff like “it’s been 8 hours since i last see you Jay, i already got half crazy from not seeing you for so long” or something like that. But because this was ‘dream!M’ i.e. he’s the M of my very own imagination, so he did a lot more than verbally flirt. He stood way too close to me. He drank the drinks the indian boys bought for me. And because it was in a club, he has to lean in and whisper straight to my ear if he want to talk to me, and that happens more than once, more than twice and when that happen, i could feel his hard on brushing on my knees. He had a hard on. He was just standing there with me. Dream is just too frustrating. Ugh. AND THEN i woke up. I woke the fuck up. It was so frustrating i would drink African dream root just to have it back.

I guess i just miss him. A lot. It’s been one and a half week i didn’t see him. I, obviously, was thinking too much about him. Because he actually declined the invitation to hang out with the gang by saying, “sorry gang, i can’t join you guys this week” and i already thought of things like maybe he has a girlfriend, or maybe he’s getting married, or maybe he turned gay and decided to elope with his best friend, or maybe he didn’t want to see me. At all. *sigh*. God i miss him. Because he is, honestly, the one and only reason why i’m still working 50 miles away from home. I’m so fucking twisted. Help me.

ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

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tastefullyoffensive:

Guys With Fancy Female Hairstyles by Jessica Saia [via]

Previously: Men Pin-Ups

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yesmissmori:

THINX Underwear:

OH SHIT YOU GUYS THIS COMPANY IS MAKING UNDERWEAR THAT IS STAIN RESISTANT, ANTIMICROBIAL, AND WILL ABSORB UP TO 6 TEASPOONS OF LIQUID BUT STILL LOOKS FUCKING SEXY

AND DID I MENTION THIS PART:

For every pair of THINX you buy, you help one girl in the developing world stay in school by providing her with seven washable, reusable cloth pads.

AND WHY IS THAT SUCH A BIG DEAL? HERE’S WHY:

After doing some research, Agrawal says she found that more than 100 million girls in the developing world were missing a week of school because of their periods, and using things such as leaves, old rags, or plastic bags in the place of sanitary pads.

THE SIZES RUN FROM XS TO XXL AND THE PRICES ARE NOT INSANE, THEY’RE OBVIOUSLY HIGHER THAN THOSE 5 FOR $10 SALES AT TARGET BUT YOU WON’T HAVE TO THROW THEM OUT BECAUSE YOU MISCALCULATED YOUR FLOW AND BLED ALL OVER THEM BEFORE YOU COULD GET TO A BATHROOM

I’M SORRY FOR SHOUTING I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS

LIKE HOLY FUCKBASKET IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME

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theadamwilliams:

An alternative universe ending to 923..

My last GIF was too big for Tumblr.. :-/

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so-smoke-em-if-you-got-em:

No there ain’t sugah hallelujah unf

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iwannakissallama:

This is the next part of this.



I did this this morning. I know a lot of you asked for the next part of the café mini comic, but I just CAN´T draw unless I feel like it! Sorry for that, I hope you guys like it.

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caslikesbees:

Inspired piece by @consulting-cannibal

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gabe-the-fallen-angel:

fuck-kirk:

loliyanderesha:

//pat God

God looks like Sam Winchester

This is why.

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wincestily:

it’s been brought to my attention that we’ve never seen the boys hanging out in a shitty motel pool

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consulting-cannibal:

you guys were asking for a trueform!cas to accompany the dean and crowley ones! and the size comparison as well:

i’ve always been better at horror-type things, so i was really dreading trying to come up with one for cas. i really wanted to make something, however, that captured the phrase “holy terror” and make you realize why cas always looks so done with people when they would talk down an angel. i think that’s why cas hoped dean could see his true form, too—it would have probably commanded a lot more respect from the beginning!

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killerpurple:

Gay does not mean interested in you.

shut-up-karen:

cryonetics:

thelucky7th:

bokunosaladbar:

suicidallyreckless:

ronstormer:

Lesbian does not mean “probably going to hit on you”.

Homosexual isn’t a horny caricature trying to fuck you.

Get over yourself.

Bisexual does not mean “wants to…

(Source: ramoorebooks)

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SPEECHLESS!!!!!!!

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